Getting older can be extra painful when you live in a household of beautiful girls. If its not them, its their beautiful girl friends bopping around also. They all eat like Alaskan Truckers but they are still tumbling and cheering daily so nothing sticks. ME? I eat a cracker and it shows. They think its funny how daddy (I’m leaving mommy out of this for health reasons) has a “daddybump” and colorful veined legs. Yeah, real funny. I keep telling them, I’m still one of the best looking dads of all their overworked dad’s friends. So there. Keep working and enjoying those business dinners and lavish vacations, you insurance analysts and stockbrokers!
Man, this sounds like a bitter rant, huh? You’re welcome!
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Mark. Please DON’T TELL Me, That in a House with FIVE Women You DON’T Lock the Door When Occupying the Bathroom!
I’ve been thin all my life. Never thought I would ever have to worry about weight issues. One day, recently, I look in the mirror and wow. Spare tire. And not like those mini doughnut spares. My girls think it funny too.
I worked with elementary school aged kids for about 8 years when I was younger. Most of the kids I worked with were around 6-9 years old and boy did they find things to tease me about. They thought it was hilarious that I had hair on my legs and in my arm pits. They would tease me about the stubble on my face, or other various things. It was all in good fun, so I would tease back. I used to tell them, “Oh just wait a few more years! Your time is coming when your body will betray you too!” LOL. I had a lot of fun those 8 years and you never know what kids are going to say. I think it’s hard for young people to wrap their head around the fact that one day they will be older and dealing with the same types of things. All kids live in the moment it seems. Anyways, keep up the good work. I really enjoy these strips!
Thanks Ryan, and great story.
WA HA HA HA HA !
Don’t worry Tom, Apparently, the “DadBod” is the new thing trending in 2015.
We’ll have moms chasing us like we’re the Beatles!
Lmao! I love how he has his leg raised, ready for the kick in the last panel. hahaha!
Thanks!
Just discovered this strip. Great stuff. Also wanted to say thanks-working through your Character Design books has improved my art skills immensely!
Thanks so much for those kind comments about Outnumbered and my books! Glad they have helped you too!