Since I’ve posted the first gag out of order, I thought I’d mention again that this is part 3 of 3 in this short story arc. I had a number of different endings to this one, but I went with the one that I would probably say.
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I don’t get how men in general couldn’t remember what (and if) they did during sleeping. He is not the first one and my boyfriend too is in the number.
I’m not sure if it’s very creepy, very cool or very annoying (in the comic specific case, is very annoying, that’s for sure!)
Geez Mark. You Might as well walk into a Hungry Lion’s Den Wearing a STEAK Suit! RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!
Sure, you say that in hindsight, but in the moment do we always say the right thing? I don’t.
This reminds me of when Bill Cosby purposely fed his kids chocolate cake and grapefruit juice for breakfast (so he wouldn’t have to cook) and when his wife saw it he said the following:
“And her face split! Her skin and hair split so that there was nothing except the skull! And orange light came out of her hair..and it lit all around..and orange light shot out of her eye sockets and began to burn my stomach! Then she said’ WHERE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM????!!!!!!'” :XD:
My favorite Bill Cosby routine, for sure!
Lmao. This one’s the funniest yet. I love how Mark is unmoved by her anger. haha
This one hits close to home though I’m the light sleeper usually.
My least favorite parts of parenting?
1) Vomit in the middle of the night and the ensuing clean-up.
2) The call in the middle of the night because they did something stupid and need help (of course, I’m glad they call, but I wish they didn’t do the stupid).
Yep, Mark will have his hands full. 🙂
I can appreciate that she has had a horrific evening, and that she is upset by that… but why in the world is that HIS fault?
SHE answered the phone, SHE was the only one of the two who was lucid, and SHE is just as much Trish’s parent as HE is.
Would SHE be tolerant of such a tantrum from HIM had HE been the one being puked on?
I’m not touching that with a 20 foot puke stick.