I don’t like to steal directly from my family, but in this case, I had to. One of my twins had this very “conversation” (I use that term loosely) one morning as I was trying to help her get out the door. Its always when we are in a rush that the kids seem to want to talk about the most bizarre- or tough- topics.
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I’ll say this — you’re much better at hair than I am, though high ponies are my specialty, too. 😉
Haha Yes! My daughter does it too – starts yapping about the life’s biggest questions when we are hurrying out the door.
I like the pictures that you doodle.
I’m glad your daughter doesn’t look like a poodle 🙂
Hey…wait a minute. You had hair. I think you were 12..Mom
Thanks mom, that feels good. Everyone’s a comedian.