Unfortunately, this strip is WAY to close to my home life. My kids, by about fifth grade, already knew that you don’t take math homework to daddy if you wanted to make it to sixth grade. Unlike Mark, I’m pretty good at spelling and creative writing, so there are some areas the kids can still show me stuff. I still have SOME use to them in the smarts area. Not much. On the other side of the bed (is that a phrase?), there’s my wife who excels are ALL subjects. We often joke that she is not only a Speech Pathologist (what she has her MASTERS degree in), but also a doctor (knows all medicines), mathematician (does all our books), beautician (I don’t touch hair, I don’t even do ponytails), gourmet cook (well, I’ve never had a meal by her I didn’t eat up) and any number of other things she seems to have mastered. Its amazing. I DO take care of the dogs though. So there. They need me.
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What? Mark! You Didn’t TELL This Poor CHild to “Google” the Answers???
Oh boy, Thomas. You sure got this one right. However…don’t forget that college age girl who calls you for your expertise in art. Thank God you have that in common or else you would only get calls from her for MONEY. Love you..Mom